Em open Eb - 11th fret shaped Em Em1 - 12th fret shapped Em Dm - 10th fret shaped Em Bm - 7th fret Am - 5th fret Intro - Em - Eb x4 Em Eb So meanwhile back at the ranch My boy Em Eb you groveled for an olive branch Em Eb Your arms out stretched Fabrication spoken Em Eb You severed all ties and the bond was broken Em Dm Am You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy, Bm Em And it makes me sick Dm Am You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy Em1 - Dm - Bm - Am Em1 - Dm - Em1 - Am - Bm - Em Em - Eb x4 Meanwhile back at the bar Big time Charlie gone too far Bore him with your stories With all that you know You know everything from wikipedia and it shows Because its full of sh*t and so are you You are a weasel An I've had a birds eye view You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy Em1 - Dm - Bm - Am Em1 - Dm - Em1 - Am - Bm - Em And it makes me sick Em - Eb x4 In -a- bit (on 3rd one) So everyone is at your place cameras out for facebook Chewin' the face Not one is a friend There is a reason for this The pragmatics of which you seem to have missed You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy and it makes me sick You are the gaffas best boy 20 sleazy and coy Em1 - Dm - Bm - Am Em1 - Dm - Em1 - Am - Bm - Em Em - Eb x4 And it makes me sick Whistle (Verse) Em - Eb x4 And it makes me sick Any alterations welcome